1/25/2024 0 Comments Barney meme blues clues![]() ![]() You are just Barney, the king of dinosaurs impeding in the fuzzy animals own backyard, intruding the animals are beyond depressed that you would tarnish their home just to play hide and seek. These are all side things to explore, they don’t affect your game-play or get in your way of the hide and seek game. The world is filled with things to interact with such as animals but most don’t more around till you push a button near them. This is the 90’s so mixing black and white kids together was really popular. Which is a nice way of saying they are obese man babies that are not hiding, they got dropped off by their parents in abandonment because they are so ugly. The oddest thing is the children you rescue look all portly. Barney is bright and colorful has always has a nice smile on his stupid man in a costume face. Its as if the saturation is cranked up as much as it can go. The graphics are simple, but are nice to look at. Each one has different items and animals to interact with. There is The Forest, The Sea, The Farm, and Music Land. The game features 4 cartoon worlds to explore. The added voice samples give it a small asterisk in countless wikis on the history of the Sega Genesis and a nostalgic prick to those that loved Barney in his hay-day. Then Barney crawls through the under the sea stage finding a big red lobster which sounds like “Look at the monster”.īarney’s Hide & Seek Game is a simple interactive experience for the smallest of kids. Barney will come upon a fish and you will swear he is saying “Look, a bitch”. Sure, most of the samples sound terrible and hard to make out, but its impressive for the time. The biggest take-away from the game is that it featured many voice samples, something that was quite rare for the Sega Genesis. ![]() Fictional God can only think what Blues Clues and Teletubbies watchers have went through as adults. The memories for most of the haunting scenes and songs of Barney’s afternoon show have left permanent scars. Or if you were a hardcore Barney fan, this might get your tail spinning. The mind of a 1 or 2 year old might get enjoyment out of it. It’s hard to imagine having any fun while playing this game. This is totally a game geared for United States of America children. I gotta beat this game! It’s teaching kids at a very early age that they can win no matter what. Who knows if they got eaten by wolves, to hell with them. You don’t have to rescue your friends or the presents, you can simply walk to the left or right all the way to complete the level. The game being so short has speed runs of less than 5 minutes. Swallowing Legos is harder to figure out. Some areas you have to take a balloon ride up to higher areas or do some basic jumping to get to areas. The objective is to find 5 presents scattered in the world as well as 5 so-called friends that hide almost in plain site. The game even plays its self if you put the controller down to pick boogers out of your 1 year old nose.įour bright and colorful worlds make up Barney’s Hide & Seek Game. Its hard to review because its far from a game, more of an interactive movie. The game is your basic sit your 1 year old in front of the TV for a hour so mommy can drink rose wine while talking to her cousin about what Jimmy is doing now. The marketed system for adults has one of the most grotesque displays of pre-diaper wearing sludge upon it. He’s pure evil! The only Barney game that has ever come out plopped down on the Sega Genesis. He constantly sang terrible songs, played dumb games, put the D in diversity, all with a manipulative and startling grin. He tortured and manipulated kids and parents without remorse. Barney the dinosaur was a plague upon the unsuspecting kids of the 90’s.
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